The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 09, 2020
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Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!
by Source4Laughs September 10, 2019
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birds

Those birds are so dumb.
by yeboiiiiiiiiiiiii September 21, 2020
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Bird

Bird is equal to the word
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A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
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by TheRealSandwich January 11, 2019
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Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.
That bird is fit!
by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019
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bird

a single cigarette you are attempting to bum off somone.
hey let me get one of those birds man. Can i get a bird.
by Luke H.. September 01, 2009
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Bird

Someone who is not entirely guilty....
Bird is not always Guilty
by I am a SANS-ational person. :> February 26, 2021
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