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Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020
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Edna G olds academy

An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.
“I fucking hate Edna g olds academy
by your fav freckle face October 21, 2023
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Old Fullerton Road

Winding, 2-lane(one lane in either direction) road in the hills above La Habra. The straightened and widened road built in the early 1990s is a better drive, but the view from just above the top as you drive into La Habra is amazing!
I'd give my left nut to spend the 4th of July on Old Fullerton Road, just below the top, on the La Habra side.
by KISS1974 August 7, 2021
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40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
by 40 year old May 17, 2023
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30 year old dank

30 year old dank is dead
by jokera March 18, 2022
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old

brazilian slang (most used on twitter) that stands for something that's very obvious and/or already known by everyone. you can see it also as "old mo" or "old que sim/não".

"old que sim" for agreement sentences and "old que não" for disagreement. "mo" = the same as "hun".
person 1: "he's a shit of a president"
person 2: "and that's old"

person 3: "elis regina is a bad singer"
person 4: "old que não"
by bolinhodechuva August 30, 2020
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The Old Backdooré Amoré

noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.
"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"
by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024
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