old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.

You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.

by Old_Bert July 8, 2017

Edna G olds academy

An absolute shithole of a school. The teachers are fucking evil and give you a paper towel for a literal BROKEN leg. The students beat you up. The food is mad for dogs and ELC is awful.

“I fucking hate Edna g olds academy”

by your fav freckle face October 21, 2023

40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 17, 2023

24 years old and is a student

the brief description of senpai, a famous Japanese actor ,who constantly stinks

24 years old and is a student

by sun xiao chuan 258 November 28, 2021

30 year old dank

dead

30 year old dank is dead

by jokera March 18, 2022

old

brazilian slang (most used on twitter) that stands for something that's very obvious and/or already known by everyone. you can see it also as "old mo" or "old que sim/não".

"old que sim" for agreement sentences and "old que não" for disagreement. "mo" = the same as "hun".

person 1: "he's a shit of a president"
person 2: "and that's old"

person 3: "elis regina is a bad singer"
person 4: "old que não"

by bolinhodechuva August 30, 2020

old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013