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teen jeans mom

Moms who think there young, wannabe teenagers.
Moms that are turning into "consumer doppelgangers" of their children, shopping in teen stores so as to mimic the identities of their teenage children.
"Mom, you are not shopping at Hollister!" Amber says to her mother. "Moms don't shop at Hollister. You are too old for this store. OMG, I can't believe you are buying something here, you're such a teen jeans mom."
Lady to another lady - "That lady over there looks just like her daughter" Other lady - "She must be one of those teen jeans mom's" -
by Alone Art September 14, 2013
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hotter mom tiebreaker

Strategic mechanism used by male coaches of youth sports to choose between two or more players who are athletically equal. Often abbreviated as H.M.T.
The rest of the kids available in the rec league basketball draft are all horrible players; we'll have to go to the hotter mom tiebreaker to make our pick.
by cdh121 January 31, 2012
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Ur Mom Is A Guy

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"
by Scilica December 21, 2022
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East Cobb Mom

The East Cobb Mom is a type of mother found in East cobb GA. East Cobb mom's on facebook or instagram 24/7 which can get quite annoying. They are known to cause a fuss about everything , same as a Karen would. East cobb moms only shop for food at Whole Foods or Trader Joes. You can Find an East Cobb Child , (Otherwise known as "Spoiled brat") at the nehboring schools, Such as East Side Elementary or Dodgen Middle School. The East cobb children are mainly thots or PE tryhards. The East Cobb mother can be found in a neighboring Target or Khols. The style that East cobb moms try to achive is a modern farmhouse style . They also start decorating for Christmas on November 1st, when everone is still in halloween spirit. There are mom's similar to the East Cobb mom which can be found in suburban Utah and in suburban Tennesse.
Person 1:" OMG Did you see Ethens mom?"
Person 2:" Yes! She is such an East Cobb Mom! She gets mad for the smallest things!"
by Ananya_Business_ April 9, 2023
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nicks mom is hot

When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy.

You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.
Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong.
Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf

Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom
Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that
by I fuck my bitches in paris April 18, 2023
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is your mom gay

'is your mom gay' is a common question asked my bullies at school. A correct answer is 'which one' but if they hit you with the 'both of them', you are fucked.
Person 1: Is your mom gay?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both of them.
Person 2: Fuck
by The Elite Council February 2, 2021
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Dune your Mom

hey kevin do you know what dune is?, Whats that?, Dune your mom.
by Dumbpolish June 12, 2022
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