Jimmy Johns Challenge

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

by GOAT... The little pinky toe February 14, 2014

The John Wilkes Booth

When you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.

"Bill is a maniac...did you hear he did The John Wilkes Booth to Angela at the IMAX during the premier of Iron Man 3?"

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

john paul jones

primarily the bassist of led zeppelin. he was an awesome bassist, keyboardist, mandolin player, and skilled at many other instruments.

John Paul Jones belonged to the greatest band ever, Led Zeppelin

by ledzeppelinrocks January 3, 2004

elton john paradise

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

My nigga john

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.

My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.

by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018

John Carroll University

John Carroll University is a private, Jesuit University near Cleveland, Ohio. Founded in 1886, the school offers majors in the liberal arts in addition to housing a nationally respected business school. Famous alum include Meet the Press host Tim Russert, former Dolphins coach Don Shula, and astronaut Carl Walz.

"I'm a snobby John Carroll University student."

by imcominouttadaboof May 18, 2006

The John Wall Era

Is is the time period when John Wall leads the Kentucky Wildcats to a National Championship for the first time since 1998!!!! ohh and yes he will go KENTUCKY!!!!

Nobody will ever forget The John Wall Era in 2010 when the Wildcats won their 8th NCAA championship.

by Draft saved at 4:39 PM February 23, 2010