Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
by Cracker with Attitude October 27, 2017
Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.
Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
by binzianer May 28, 2025
A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
by JReverend September 15, 2023
by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017
Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...
by Hym Iam May 28, 2023
It’s when you’re catholic friend with religious trauma finds random moments of blessings in everyday tasks.
by LandoFanF1 August 03, 2024
When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020