Death Insult

(A) word(s) so powerful, it cannot be destroyed. You can defend it and fire back, but it is the 2 words that you must use when somebody uses this against ur mum g@Y .You must use these words: No U.

SO, billy bOb woke up and thought of the greatest roast ever, a death insult, he knew it could be...
He went to his friend and said
Billy bOb:Ur mOm g@Y

Joe: ...no u

by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012

DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

Death

What happens when you get too old and fat

You: is that guy really dead?
Other guy: yea his death date was June 30 2022

by MarioMax12345 July 1, 2022

Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!

Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!

by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010

Death

One of the two things guranteed in life. The other thing guranteed are taxes

Hey I met death today
I met taxes today
Poor you. I am going to heaven. Bye loser!
No don't go without me, taxes are eating me!

by Alinek March 24, 2019

Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.

"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"

by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017