eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

Eating Dicc

When a person or people have shitty names so they hate on everybody whose doing the Name posts

Look at what ____ just posted, he’s eating dicc again

by Eat it Up Scuntty November 23, 2021

eating a McChicken

the most vile thing u can do to your body.

“eating a McChicken last night was the WORST thing i could’ve done to my bowels, my jokes still burning.”

by ruthismisreal May 18, 2023

snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023