Two heartbeats

When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
Boy:*touches the girls' inner thigh*
Girl:"totally not having two heartbeats right now"
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This was written by a very wise fatty as this piece of intellectual text has made this fatties life extraordinary. This fatty was so happy that he proved to his boys that he gets some puss. We are all happy for him as he has proven himself to be da top darg. This has impacted his life positively as he realises fat boys get some as well. The trenches love u fatty and never stop getting those videos. Signing out.
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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤🤤
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A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.

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omg guys she sent me two videos 🤤🤤
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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021
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Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”
We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them
by Em.sars April 10, 2019
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Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.
“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”
by ninclemdo August 06, 2023
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two way adaptor

1.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.
1. Neil: "What's the story with Jerry? One day he's dating that blonde, then last week I saw him out with gay Ken."
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.
by Orville Schnopps August 06, 2008
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