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Ur Dad went to get milk

What that one kid in your school says to literally everyone to make him/her/them look cool, which they're not.

OR
There are 101%chance your dad never came back
Chad-Yo ur dad went to get milk lol

Ur dad- leaves
by WeAreNotTheFBI January 1, 2024
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Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.
Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*
by Zipdox January 16, 2024
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Meme milking

When someone posts a popular meme, people will repost it a lot for views and likes.
Wow! This meme looks so cool! I'm gonna repost it so I can get views and likes like it did!
"meme milking"
by kahoot.com January 16, 2024
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Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024
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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
by You_suckass January 18, 2024
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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.
she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024
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Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap your dong like an egg roll. turn on an episode of dragon Ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stick to poke a hole in your bukake roll. insert straw and let your partner enjoy the sweet nectar of this salty capri sun.
she said they were lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk
by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024
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