Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.

I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.

by Publius0987 April 11, 2025

porn

the thing you watch when your parents are at work.

"Bro i'm gonna hang up and watch some porn.

by applejackspeople October 18, 2023

Super Porn

Porn only available to people order than 30 years old.

I just turned 30 years old today, now I can access super porn!

by chakalakacool July 20, 2022

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by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023

fact porn

The contemporary phenomenon of people requiring news agency to publish any single detail about an incident immediately without any further investigation. For example, this can be observed after a supposed terrorist attack.

There is currently a lot of fact porn on news site X about incident Y.

by dog's beast March 22, 2017

harvest porn

Videos and/or pictures revealing surprisingly large yields of vegetables (typically root vegetables or tubers) that generate a certain level of titilation when observed.

"Holy crap: look at the size of those potatoes!"
"Oh my gosh, this is SO harvest porn."

by Mickleberry May 3, 2019

Porn

You know what porn is. It's sex on camera.

"Penis, toy, toung, finger goes in mouth, vagina, hands, boobs, or ass."

You: I watch porn.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020