angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

Bird

Birds, also known as Aves or avian dinosaurs, are a group of endothermic vertebrates, characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton.

The bird shit on the statue.

by Y’all are dumb September 24, 2019

bird sniffer

A weird person who has a habit of sniffing specific kinds of birds for sexual arousal. These strange people also tend to believe that they can smell color, such as that of the Cardinal or Bluejay. This makes it more likely for the person to be attracted to a certain kind of bird. Bird sniffers are also certified faggots. The end.

Talon: Harley is such a bird sniffer!!

Jules: Wait, who is Harley? I do not own a pet named Harley.

by etrifas May 14, 2022

shaded bird

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.

"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"

by dwanye quest May 11, 2023

Bird Leaf

Bird leaf is a dumb way to say feather

Ryan - look at that bird leaf (while pointing at a feather)

by 8s8s8s8s8s8s8s October 11, 2023