giraffe nuts

When one I see higher than high. Higher than giraffe tits. Higher than lil pum.

I just smoked 5 bowls of kush and now I'm high as giraffe nuts.

by Anal_peef January 16, 2018

Nut Lava

The ultra hot man magma that flows from blue balls that have finally experienced overdue release.

Dude, I finally tapped that sweet BBW last night after almost a month of being denied! When I was plowing that sweet, sweaty shelf from behind, the explosion of nut lava blew her meat flaps into queefdom!

by Jahmingus November 5, 2010

deez nuts

a shit insult from 2021 made by a bunch of unfunny inbred american twats

deez nuts in yo mamas mouf

by americaslanderer January 16, 2022

nut nazi

Hardcore $lut

"man that girl from last night was a real nut nazi"

by Bigpurple15 January 12, 2016

Nut Joustin

The act of strapping young men with engorged jabberwalkies hunkin their junk in ALLLL the wrong directions

"Ay yo, I got dis itch tuh go nut jousting! You wanna cum?"
"Ay man, I got duh bad case of duh nut noms! Git it on!"

by Triwizard Tournament September 30, 2011

sultana nuts

To have shrivelled testes due to abuse of anabolic steroids. (Australian colloquialism)

Wolfgang is sure pumped up, but he has sultana nuts from the 'roids.

by Matt from Aus January 25, 2008

Luigi Nutting

Luigi nuts for fucking ever. So much cum. He won't stop. SO MUCH CUM

Did you guys hear about Luigi nutting???

by TheBananaFactory September 11, 2020