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George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.
Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.
by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020
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Sus michael flynn

Michael Flynn is very sus (Brjh)
sus Michael Flynn is very sus bro ric
by JoeMama= March 1, 2022
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Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin
by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024
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Michael

Michaels are so fucking hot. They usually have curly hair. Michaels are extremely funny and cute with the people that the enjoy being with . Michaels are hygienic , meaning they are clean. They also tend to be muscular with beautiful, sexy abs and biceps. They don't like flexing much tho and are usually quite. Michaels have amazing personalities and although u find them rude to other people, they really are caring if u don't carry out a bad influence or bad attitude towards them. As a friend, Michaels are amazing people and help u in any way u can as long as u respect them. Michaels also don't like cursing and using inappropriate words but if they feel attacked verbally, they would use em. Although they seem quite and by themselves at times, do not underestimate them. They are noticing everything that is happening around them and they can be very dangerous if u make them ur enemy. U may make fun of em and Michaels are fine with that, BUT if borders are passed and u say something personal... nah i feel sorry fer u. Michaels are athletic and agile as well. One thing all people should know is that they should NEVER, EVER run in a race against a Michael. Dont...Just dont. THEY WILL FUCKING LEAVE U IN THE DUST. THEY ARE FAST. TOOOO FAST FOR UR LEVEL. DONT. MICHAELS ARE BUILT DIFFERENT! THEY GON BE EMBARRASING U. jus a quic warning , incase u decide too race one...
"OMG ITS MICHAEL!!!"
"AH! Ik. HES SO HOT AF"
"Bitch stay back, that boy mine!"
by Gab-54h March 18, 2024
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Michael Caine

Cockney rhyming slang for cocaine.

Caine is known for his pronounced Cockney accent. Cockney rhyming slang replaces works with ones that rhyme - “apples and pears” for stairs, “pork pies” for lies (and further shortened to “porkies”), etc. With an English accent, “Michael” sounds a bit like “my-co.” Add in his last name, and Michael Caine becomes slang for Peruvian marching powder.
“Are you coming the the party tonight? Make sure to bring your mate Michael Caine”
by Stabitha Christie July 9, 2023
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Michael Cera Rizz

For those Michael Cera type mfers. Those goofy/awkward nice guys who aren't necessarily conventionally attractive, don't go to the gym, and aren't super masculine, but still end up swimming in puss like it's nobodies business.
by Owen Fuchs October 2, 2023
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Michael Motorcycle

A man who single handedly changed my point of view on life and the world with his music.
Have you heard that new song by Michael Motorcycle on YouTube and Spotify?! It was amazing, he made another great song.
by sexysisterfister February 2, 2023
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