Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 03, 2016

Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

Pichael Pie

The state of a vagina after a woman participates in necrophilia with a dead male's tallywacker

Ted: Hey did you hear that I have a date with Susan this weekend
Keith: Bro, don't do it. I heard that she has a gnarly Pichael Pie after attending Jeremy's funeral yesterday.

by Futurexxxstepdad January 07, 2018

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu February 01, 2016

Motor Pie

A fry pie cooked on the hot surface of a motor vehicle manufactured in Detroit, MI.

I tried them there motor pies and they were dang good delicious. Really felt regeneraterive afterward.

by Vaanx July 13, 2022

pizza pie :D

this is a tiktoker in the smg4 community...they are a fucking menace to the smg4 fandom recreating snowtrapped with their plushies 40+ times im not even joking this kid needs therapy istg

"hey bro you know pizza pie :D"
war memories of the 40+ remakes and the dude is rushed to the hospital to be put in a mental facility

by rando with my cando August 13, 2024

Mucky Pie

When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024