give me a fucking cookie 

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

give me a fucking cookie by BITCHIMSMART December 26, 2018

National don’t fucking touch me day 

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

National don’t fucking touch me day by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

light up fucking sketchers cunt

shut up
just shut up

get owned
just get owned

"e"
"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*

light up fucking sketchers cunt by yes mommy please May 16, 2020

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

A complete fucking monster dick by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

school is fucking nigger

your probably at school right now fucking full of nigger coons and bully’s and fucking pussy niggas who think they cool

school is fucking nigger ass 😭😭

teacher- hey class

student- shut the fuck up u fucking nigger😂😂

teacher- go to the office u degenerate

student- suck this nigger dick😭😭

school is fucking nigger

school is fucking nigger by your local library October 2, 2023

A spare dick in a fucking contest 

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

A spare dick in a fucking contest by hteb78 April 29, 2013

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