River Dragon

When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.

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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!

by The guy1980 March 8, 2024

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Porch Dragon

A person who does their best work, and thinking on a porch.

“My homie Scorp, what a porch dragon! Finger banged the bartender from the mixer at sunset in front of her parents house”

“Lil’ sSnow and Brandini came up with the next years fundraiser for Irish people while huffing a bat together, absolute porch dragons”

by 5nakeCharmer March 11, 2024

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Nodding Dragon

The form achieved when a fent junkie achieves perfect balance whilst deep into a nod experienced dragons will touch the floor or sidewalk with their hands to prevent forward falls. They achieved the perfect balance between arching the back and bending the knees in order to prevent the dreaded backwards plummet.

Yo he’s hitting a nodding dragon with perfect form right now?

Yo dude that’s a perfect nodding dragon!

by TrivialDenial May 26, 2025

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The milky dragon

During fellatio, when the "finish" is in one's mouth and the supplier makes them laugh so they sneeze it out.

I was getting some real good sucky-sucky last night, but I when I moaned it released the milky dragon. At that point I guess I should say I got some sloppy-toppy.

by StevenJJ August 17, 2022

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