Cunt Hair

A term usually used in Military applications, and often abbreviated to just CH (or Charlie-Hotel in phonetics.) Is is often looked upon as the second smallest possible unit of measurement outside of Scientific applications, the smallest being a Red Cunt Hair (RCH/Romeo-Charlie-Hotel.)

It holds no exact translation into either the US Standard or the Metric Systems, and is an extremely variable term. The closest possible definition is: an approximation of an extremely small increment.

"Sergeant! Please move that Bradley over, just a CH though."

"Holy Shit! I just caught one in the plate! Had that been a Cunt Hair over to the left, I'd be a dead man, Sir!"

by Herr Jaeger November 20, 2011

cunt bag

The female condom.

Before having sex, Julie inserted her cunt bag.

by Aunteater January 8, 2004

Cunt-Cake

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

by Raven April 28, 2004

CoD cunt

someone that spends every second of thier life playing call of duty games, often claiming that its social, fun, or they are trying to "prestiege"

human - "oi jeff what you up to tonight"
Cod cunt - "gonna play cod4"
human - "what? still?"
Cod cunt - "yeah its brilliant"
human - "you play the same game every moment of every day you boring fuck!"

by G-whore October 14, 2009

Kitty Cunt

A girl, under the age of 10, who is acting like a complete cunt.

MY little cousin is a Kitty Cunt.

by Raked January 10, 2008

ginger cunt

This is a ginger haired person who thinks they know it all - but everything they touch goes wrong. Hated by all,knob head, always moaning.This person is usually insecure, probably with a very small penis and a massive chip on their shoulder.

When missing out on your round in the pub you are to be known as a "ginger cunt".

by gerber1000 September 29, 2006

Vomit Cunt

When someone is getting their cunt licked & the person who is licking the cunt vomits all over it. Then you have vomit cunt.
This usually occurs after the licker acidentally licks some pussy crust.

My dog had vomit cunt after I licked my dog's cunt acidentally because I mistaked it for my girlfriend's.

by BRiTTANY BREAKDOWN July 14, 2008