Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020

Wheel of Cheese

A reference to the Australian movie 'Crackerjack' (2003). The Wheel of Cheese is an item at the staid Cityside Bowling Club. It is meant to be used to make cheese and crackers...and ONLY cheese and crackers! In the film it is misused by the central character to make an actual sandwich and is used as a device to suggest the tearing down of a particular sacred cow.

Don't mess with the Wheel of Cheese.

by majmeyer May 27, 2012

Cheese Mank

An extremely Ugly Girl. The term is Usually used among the young, uneducated, black community.

Dang! N!@@A did ya see that cheese mank right thurr??

by billybilly94 February 26, 2011

Weiners and Cheese

When you are feeling flustered, and want to express your feelings, you yell "WEINERS AND CHEESE!" This is usually associated with Pac-man, Dig Dug, and/or Galaxian. It is also the official holiday of Tuesdays. Every Tuesday is weiners and cheese day.

-"OH WEINERS AND CHEESE!"

-"Hey Trey, today is Tuesday!" "Weiners and cheese!"

by The Ultimate Kink Masters. October 20, 2011

Cheese-slap

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

by Chris&CP September 13, 2011

cheese pull

A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. You consume the cheese in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull on him. It saved our marriage!

by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

cheese head

The coolest person you will ever meet. Cheese head is a great friend and is certainly very hot.

marry me cheese head

by i am a person writing stuff June 4, 2022