Burrito Balls

When you push both testicles into a woman's ass and then pull them out with shit and blood on them.

I Burrito Balled this chick the other night. When I pulled my burrito balls out they were coated with beef and taco sauce.

by FROMOjoe October 27, 2007

Haze Balls

What fratastic dudes do to pledges and/or homosexual guys that are in clubs that attach greek letters to their name, or just simply can't get it because they're 21 year-old virgins

"I'm going to haze pledge balls tonight."
"This frat guy is going to haze your f*ckin' balls off."

by Zizznobe April 7, 2003

Jiggly Balls

The act of placing one's hand on his balls and "jiggling" them front left to right. The faster the better. Blurr is the ultimate goal!

At a party, Wes pulled his pants down and showed jiggly balls for entertainment!

by Chunn May 9, 2006

SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.

THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!

by milkbone2 December 9, 2008

Lady balls

The act in which a girl is in an argument and the antagonist says something so rude where you tell them to suck your balls as a female.

Karen: Ha you look like a burnt potatoe
Sarah: Suck my lady balls

by Me_no_never July 12, 2018

the tits and the balls

Of superior quality, the best thing as in the man's favorite part of the woman (tits) and the woman's favorite part of the man (balls)

"Teacher, did you have a chance to look at my essay?"
"Why yes Timmy, it was the tits and the balls"

by thechodester April 28, 2010

Fag Balls

A person who is generally an ass.

Did fag balls ( Chief) tell you how long ago he ordered my shield?

by funnyguy3 July 15, 2009