a two pot night is when you are having a disagreement with somebody you live with, normally a spouse. its called a two pot might meaning you use two cooking pots to make dinner because both people are mad so they don't want to make dinner for the other so they end up each cooking the same thing separately
Person one: wow you two seem tense.
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
person two: yeah its a two pot night, person three said this dress made me look like a rhino!
by anonymous April 3, 2022

A challenge for when you put a shit ton of red pepper flakes on your pizza to torture yourself and/or impress your friends. Most common with fat asses.
by Insanely_Glider October 12, 2018

A ‘Lady of the night’: generally to be found in some godforsaken backwater bar at the end of at least a 10 hour flight.
So there I was, holding the end up in the bar in Mpulungu when I discovered the Skipper had gone AWOL leaving me to bat off the remainder of the night-fighters with what remained of our drinks…
by anonymous January 26, 2023

At Oberlin College, Wednesday nights are reserved for Long Island Nights at the Feve (a local bar). It is time to get drunk and find hotties and hopefully not get ID'd.
Hey man, remember Naiya? We out to Long Island Night cuz I want to run into her and her friends ALWAYS go.
by DERK#1 April 10, 2024

by bhp June 1, 2013

by mayabusters November 13, 2017

The kind of night where you get so fucked up you end up texting your ex-after drinking ice tea flavored white claws
by Pretty Tyrant August 23, 2021
