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Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
That guy wearing two glasses look like you
by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022
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Geographic two-man

When you and a friend have sex with your respective partners in a 100 meter radius.
Grace and Chip pulled off the geographic two-man at Pablo’s last night!
by Tim Buckanowski February 22, 2025
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Two Bagger

A slang term for running miles. Instead of “I went out and ran 2 miles today, it’s I got a “two bagger” in today.
Graham: yo, JoJo, want to snag a two Bagger after work?
JoJo: yeah, I’ve been needing some exercise and I’ve got a half marathon coming up. Let’s bag some miles Bro.
by DCyouknowme March 15, 2022
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Two face

Two-faced is used to describe someone who is increasingly "mixy". If your friend has two faces, that means that he/she will act cool with you, and then switch up like nothing. Two-faced can describe people who snitch on you, talk about you behind your back, or just switch up out of nowhere. Two-faced is used interchangeably with terms such as "fake", "mixy", "oppy", "ratty", etc.
"Niggas looked at me with one eye when they said shit. I can't trust two faces" - AMU Henry Smalls
by DottyFan May 29, 2024
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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.
"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"
by captain quacker June 30, 2017
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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two skidoos

A very small girl also refered to as a floppy or a teener. Very addicted to social media and cellphones
Teener two skidoos
by yoyoyo8765309 October 31, 2013
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