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Niwdog's Law

As an online discussion continues with multiple posters, the likelihood of a person making assertions that the Jews are behind whatever is being talked about exponentially grows.
1: Why are people freaking out about this Tea Party rally?
2: It's the media man, the liberal media.
1: Yeah they're always looking for Nazis.
3: Of course they are. Look who own the media! Follow the Jewish trail, they're the source of fake news!
2: Niwdog's Law...
3: What do you mean?
2: Never mind.
by somedude24 September 3, 2017
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santa laws

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My great-great-grandparent-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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Law

No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it.
by ASK16 March 14, 2022
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Posie's Law

The law of one eating bagels to make their butt bigger
“How is your booty so big?” “I followed Posie's Law.”
by wimmie_g May 8, 2023
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Cum in law

A person who ejaculates in people to whom he is related by marriage.
My sister's husband finished inside me. Now he is my cum in law.
by Rynesdad April 13, 2016
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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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