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Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.
by Turryal June 27, 2017
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shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.
He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
by FatFSA April 13, 2021
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Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.
by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019
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primal shit

the act of taking ones pants off in the midst of pooping
I just took the most primal shit of my life
by bort. July 28, 2019
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Shit-Screen

The appearance of having been hiding behind a screen door that someone was throwing shit at. Often used in reference to person(s) with large amount of freckles.
Oh man, that girls is so cute but she is sooo shit-screen.
Origin: Was coined in Burlington Massachusetts but not sure if it was used anywhere else
by Keizer Soze March 18, 2020
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intense shit

A shit so intense, that you start taking your cloths off during it.
Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021
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Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone
by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021
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