The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
by syrecia February 10, 2008
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Get the nolans penis mug.The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.
While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.
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Get the penis arms mug.When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."
This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
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The Penis Rabbit spends most of its time in the middle of grassy african meadows and sucking various 'penis looking things', in their burrows.
The penis rabbit is aprox. 5 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
They tend to eat on foods such as Penis's, cocks, balls, bellends and shafts.
It is very rare to find a vegitarian penis rabbit since these nibble on pubes from the pandagoth, which is located in places such as the USA, Canada, Mexico and the north/south poll since the climates are too hot or too cold for them to survive.
Penis rabbits are found in tree houses in the middle of gassy african meddows.
The Penis Rabbit spends most of its time in the middle of grassy african meadows and sucking various 'penis looking things', in their burrows.
The penis rabbit is aprox. 5 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
They tend to eat on foods such as Penis's, cocks, balls, bellends and shafts.
It is very rare to find a vegitarian penis rabbit since these nibble on pubes from the pandagoth, which is located in places such as the USA, Canada, Mexico and the north/south poll since the climates are too hot or too cold for them to survive.
Penis rabbits are found in tree houses in the middle of gassy african meddows.
"Oh my jimmy, you have a penis rabbit nibbling on your 'shaft'"
"Oh - So I do! What a tingling sensation!"
"Oh - So I do! What a tingling sensation!"
by Sean and Lora January 19, 2008
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