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waffle penis

When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.
Who needs a spiral condom i have a Waffle Penis?
by sandlers butter February 4, 2009
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clown penis

The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.
While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.
by Funtimecooltime July 15, 2006
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penis arms

a guy with viens sticking out of his arms
the guy who uses steriods has penis arms
by mari0 August 18, 2003
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Butt Penis

When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."

This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.
Dude, your butt penis is kind of stickin' out there...
by Jonsey Heiman March 25, 2010
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penis rabbit

A rather large rabbit with various penis features.
The Penis Rabbit spends most of its time in the middle of grassy african meadows and sucking various 'penis looking things', in their burrows.
The penis rabbit is aprox. 5 inches tall and 7 inches wide.
They tend to eat on foods such as Penis's, cocks, balls, bellends and shafts.
It is very rare to find a vegitarian penis rabbit since these nibble on pubes from the pandagoth, which is located in places such as the USA, Canada, Mexico and the north/south poll since the climates are too hot or too cold for them to survive.

Penis rabbits are found in tree houses in the middle of gassy african meddows.
"Oh my jimmy, you have a penis rabbit nibbling on your 'shaft'"
"Oh - So I do! What a tingling sensation!"
by Sean and Lora January 19, 2008
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mint penis

when a skinny guy dips his man meat in some mint flavored lube then proceeds to have relations with his female friends bum. like a york peppermint patty. mint flavored on the inside, and chocolate flavored on the outside
chachis had a mint penis stuck in his rifle
by dudy dudy May 13, 2008
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penis fudge

the gooey stuff that forms around the head of the penis after having sex multiple times and not showering afterwards.
eric you have so much penis fudge from all that sex
by patrick wellin March 26, 2005
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