How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
Get the Old man sexmug. 
Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023
Get the The old one twomug. noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.
"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"
by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024
Get the The Old Backdooré Amorémug. by fuckwhoeverisnotmyrealname July 15, 2019
Get the old town road remixmug. by DrSponge July 15, 2024
Get the Fowl: Fat Old White Ladymug. Unlike late teens or early 20's, from the age of 23 onwards is considered "old" for someone who still has screen time limits imposed by their parents and is deemed too immature to watch movies like Deadpool. This term highlights the generational gap in perceptions of age and maturity.
At 23, I feel old when my parents still impose screen time limits and think Deadpool is too inappropriate for me, making me question if I'll ever really grow up in their eyes.
by Emotional Cruiser August 8, 2025
Get the oldmug.