Simp

Frank Daly III

A girl was yelling at her boyfriend so the simp bought her some new shoes.

by Seanb9087 May 2, 2020

simp

anyone named matthew

mathhew simp

by im god May 3, 2020

simp

Anyone named Matthew

"Matthew simp"

by im god May 3, 2020

simp

Any 10 years old who on instagram

Wow, that kiddo really is a simp

by Sheeshsquatch69 May 3, 2020

Simp

Leaves the bro’s for the hoes

I.E. Ryder is a simp for leaves the boys

by Thatboydance May 3, 2020

SIMP-recruiter

A Tinder thot who is only on the platform for instagram likes. Will always link her profile in her description. Severe cases include her specifying she only answers on insta.

Caution must be advised, as the used bait is often of good quality, leading to a SIMP army liking her pictures.

Man, this SIMP-recruiter has an army of thirsty men liking all her photos. I wonder if they know she has a boyfriend?

by urmumhascorona May 3, 2020

SIMP

Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl

him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020