Emo Kid

little bitch ass kids who wander around looking sad about nothing, pretend that they have struggle and strife (usually rich preppy kids who shop at hot topic and buy 5 dollar anarchy patches and call themselves rebels) think of themselves as talented when in fact they are just hypocrites so full of shit its pouring out of their eyes in the form of tears. It's a label for people who can't form their own identity, just like goths and wiggers.

I saw this emo kid today looking all depressed at the bus stop so i kicked him in the balls and gave him something to cry about

by Jackal January 28, 2004

90s kid

A kid born between 1990-1999 (not 80s babies). As much as we want it people born in the 1980s were never true 90s kids as they might claim to be.

Me: Hey mom whats a 90s kid?
Mom: a 90s kid is someone born in the 1990s.
Me: That makes me a 90s kid then.
Mom: Yup.

by Smaug666 March 1, 2016

emo kids

Stupid queerbaits that contradict themselves. They call everybody outside their group conformists, yet they conform to conform which means they're complete fucking hypocrites. They also wonder why nobody likes them when they're constantly depressed and no fun to be around.

emo kids: "WTF, i only got $500 for allowance this week *cries*. My life is so unfair...I'll write a song about it *cut wrists*. I can't get a girlfriend because girls just don't understand me *masturbates*"

by merschdawg April 30, 2006

kid rock

the sexiest man alive...those who put him down are only jealous and trying to make themselves feel better...they dont understand him

Oh...kid rock is makin me hot...

by kidsbabiesmama April 13, 2004

quiet kid

This type of kid probably sits in the back of the class doesn't say much and is depressed. If they have their hand in their backpack for too long you might start to get worried.

kid #1 " damn did you see the quiet kid today?"
kid #2 " I think he's been plotting to light the school on fire."
quiet

by jessica.wilson March 22, 2020

scene kid

like an emo, only without the cutting and with the addition of some dnb/grime.

scene kids ususally have hair of atleast two different colours, kids jewelery, skinnys and are incredably annoying when in large groups.

by oh ok then. April 5, 2008

Monster Kid

A person, usually white, who walks up says a few well spoken phrases stands and leaves. Usually they are adorned with a Monster shirt, baggy skinny jeans, hat turned sideways, and a big pimp ring.

Monster Kid: "Wa's goo'?"
Us: "What?"
Monster Kid: "Yo, why ya nah at da fue?"
Us: "....What?"
Monster Kid: "I'm in miami, bitch."
Us: "Seriously, wtf?"

Ten min later

Monster Kid: "Yo I betta go." (leaves)
Me: "Did anyone know he was standing there?"
Everyone else: "No."
Me: "Oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

by Navigator of the Sea March 21, 2010