Twilight hair

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 17, 2011
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ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes
Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol
by joeisking2022 March 04, 2022
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johnson's hair

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!
by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011
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Hair-icidal

The act of killing your own hair
I'm not Hair-icidal I swear
by Virgin123 September 07, 2019
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ana clarian hair

Having beautiful hair.

Having nice, long and shiny hair.
ex: This girl has Ana clarian hair
meaning: This girl has marvelous hair
by caribbeanbeauty December 24, 2016
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hair boo

You like someones hair or you like them for there hair. It's kind of like the the suit affect but on hair (suit affect is from i Carly when specter wears a suit because the girl only likes him when he is wearing it.)
The guys with the curly hair is my hair boo.
by 0ldZhandllee April 14, 2017
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