cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

by lovesumwine November 10, 2014

Morning cheese

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese

I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese

by Swolman09 December 31, 2017

Biggie cheese

An overweight person who is addicted to the smell of cheese

My best friend is a biggie cheese

by Ji jo November 29, 2019

Cheese-Splosion

An explosion of cheese. The explosion can be of solid or liquid cheese and can also pertain to the flavor of cheese as an explosion in your mouth.

Yeah man, i tripped and my nachos went everywhere causeing a Cheese-splosion.

Those freaking nachos were amazing, it was like BOOM, cheese-splosion.

by KeySignature August 20, 2007

Wheel of Cheese

A reference to the Australian movie 'Crackerjack' (2003). The Wheel of Cheese is an item at the staid Cityside Bowling Club. It is meant to be used to make cheese and crackers...and ONLY cheese and crackers! In the film it is misused by the central character to make an actual sandwich and is used as a device to suggest the tearing down of a particular sacred cow.

Don't mess with the Wheel of Cheese.

by majmeyer May 27, 2012

vegan cheese

Semen. Make sure you spit.

Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!

by Clayboybunny November 29, 2015

cheese table

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.

by Iz Markie May 20, 2003