u mad bro?

A phrase used by unfunny unoriginal douche bags who can't think of a decent comeback in an argument.

Arguer: -Insert witty comeback that would cause an audience to go "OHHHHHHH!!!!"-
Unoriginal Douchebag: lol u mad bro?
Arguer: "FFFFFF-"

by johnny cade the fourth December 27, 2011

Hoes before bros

Rules for girls, don't ditch your friends to get the boy you like. Or if two girls like the same boy, they don't fight over him.
Sisters before misters, hoes before bros, chicks before dicks etc!

Girl #1: I like him so much
Girl #2: I do too!
Girl #1: Hey! Hoes before broes, let's not take him any of us, cause that will just split us!
Girl #2: That's going to be hard, but I agree, sisters before misters, hoes before bros! I don't wanna lose you!
Girl #1: He's not worth a fight between us! Friendships always last longer!

by Aprilforevar June 28, 2011

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 22, 2008

Cool story bro

A declaration that one is not interested in the topic at hand but that one does not have the proper IQ to come up with a more interesting topic.

Amelia: My grandfather died

Zeus: Cool story bro

by Rihanyce May 24, 2010

passport bro

A gentleman who knows what Saturday’s are for but can also enjoy a vegan burger

what a bro... nah he’s a passport bro.

by Seymourbuts May 11, 2018

Mean Buzz Bro

Originated/coined in New Zealand.

Means in rough terms, having a good time.

If you were with your bro's in the mosh pit at a gig you might say to your mate, "Mean Buzz Bro!" Or to emphasize the point "MEEEEAN buzz bro!!!"

by cweed September 14, 2009

sweet cheese bro

A response to something epic, cool, or amazing.

My boy told me he could do a backflip and I said sweet cheese bro!!

by Sweet Cheese Creator January 29, 2018