Brain

A fucking little piece of shit that makes your body work. It’s good for that and that’s it. Because then it decides let’s have the same fucking dream three days in a row and have be about a shit ass girl at school. It decides ok this happened let’s think about that for the next 4 years.

My brain is so annoying

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 23, 2018

brain

the only organ that has fried completely after that day

Cosmin: My brain is gone since I watched that stand-up show on Youtube last year.

by friedbrain July 7, 2022

Talking brain

An insult directed towards A+ mfs.

Dummy: Wow look at that talking brain ovah there. Bet he eats, breathes and sleeps math.

by IntergalactalEnergy April 30, 2024

koala brain

somebody who is really really really dumb

person 1: get ot of here you koala brain
person 2: shut up nerd

by peter‽ February 5, 2022

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

burger brain

when ur brain stupid dumb, typically from takin too many narcotics, lack of sleep, or just natural.

calvin: took too much ket brain no worky
barry dillon: bro u got that burger brain
calvin: shit man
barry dillon: got no patty, no lettuce, no damn pickles either, just bare ass buns

by pattywagonyeat April 14, 2022

THE Brain Hole

By definition, it's the place that Tenders throws your brain when you have had bad idea.

Mom: "my child deserves to work in SHIEN"
Tenders: "You're going into the brain hole"
Tenders: *throws brain in hole*

by FastAir May 20, 2024