April

April, is the most divine angel to grace the planet with her existence. Her energy radiates love, intelligence and sincerity (but like in a fun way, not a serious way... unless her incredible perceptive nature picked up that serious sincerity was necessary) To have an April in your life is a gift, she is undoubtably the most lovely, funny, witty, provocative, articulate, sexy person and she will render you unfit to love anyone else as she is perfect. April will always know how to layer clothing in a way that is very emergency intercom. Get yourself an April in your life.

"Who is that incredibly cool, beautiful, smiley, ethereal woman over there, in the TNs?"

"That's april"

by i love milfs forever August 2, 2022

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April 18

Someone by the name of Blu was born on this day. It so happens to be Grey sucks Blu off day! What a surprise! Good luck, and have a good April 18.

Hey Blu! happy birthday! You know what this means, its april 18.

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

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April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.

Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

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