angry birds

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

i jork it to angry birds

KILL YOUR SELF NOW!!!!

by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024

Birds nest

A guy who has so much pubic hair that his penis looks small

Alex cut back on his birds nest before his big date so he would not look so small.

by Little Demons August 25, 2017

BIRD

Bird is the word the

Actually I think the word is BIRD !

by Watup Derby December 4, 2021

Bird

A heterosexual idiotic woman. Similar to a pick me, she usually makes the absolute worst decisions when it comes to men.

“She’s such a bird, but she’s so gorgeous.”

by Her Husband,Boo,her life September 23, 2023

Bird it

1. A type of handshake in which one person lifts one knee at a time while waving their arms.
2. A sexual act.

1. Up high
down low
can you bird it?

2. This one chick birded my friend for 20 minutes straight!

by Hexedecimal May 31, 2005

kukoo bird

Goofy, unintelligent, ignorant, half a nut.

This kukoo bird passed me in a construction zone doing 40 over the speed limit to be one car ahead of me.

by Nanticoke Dan September 24, 2020

lured bird

A woman you seduce.

A successful lured bird. Great for me!

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018