Zach

Some dumb fuck who doesn’t know it’s spelled with a “K”.

So this Za(t)ch, yes there’s a silent “T”, walks around making the rest of our emails bounce because he’s convinced a portion of society that it’s spelled with a “H” and not a “K”.
Zach rhymes with snatch.
by Banana Daddy November 22, 2021
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One of the absolute tallest lads you will ever meet. Is probably white as fuck but has no problem saying the N word. Even then, no one really cares about his lack of N-word Pass. might be a bit of an Asshole, but secretly, his dopamine levels are off the charts because of the minimum of 2 bitches on his 13 inch cock at all times.
"Yo, you know that crazy-ass tall kid Zach?"
"Yeah, he just walked in and called me Nigga!" Only my dad calls me a Nigga!"
by Ok dadd May 09, 2019
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"I'm like a Zach"
by A Gay Girl November 14, 2017
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a guy who drinks mountain dew a lot, plays goalie in hockey, and grinds on fortnite playgrounds with his friend Nick
Who’s that playing fortnite and drinking mountain dew, oh it must be zach
by hahahaahahahahahahahahahaaahah October 29, 2018
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A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.
Person 1: I just broke up with Zach.
Person 2: When's the party? I'll bring booze.
by Mister Daddy December 24, 2016
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A tall guy like 6ft or more likes men fat pice of shit has a small dick and sucks at sports he is a bitch and every one hates him
Zach:hey Joe want to go to chipotle.

Joe:shut the fuck up and leave me alone
by Springfield_king 23 February 10, 2018
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Zach is Some dumbass who plays fortnite and can’t get a life so he masterbates his self to sleep and then he also has a big wiener
by DigBickOnYourLips January 29, 2019
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