National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

fuck your bitch of a mom day

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her

Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 5, 2023

Fuck... Your... Kids

I can't say it enough.

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023