getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.
That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards
by wazgilbert August 17, 2010
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Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.
JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.
by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021
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dead yard

A cemetery. A yard where the dead are buried.

A five year old asks if we go to heaven when we die then why are there dead yards?
A five year old child asks, "if we go to heaven when we die, then why are there dead yards?"
by 29lil1 February 24, 2014
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Yard Sale

A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."

"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 05, 2012
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Yard Sale

A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.
"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"

"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
by DJ WHORES March 16, 2012
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yard settings

Time to leave; wanting to go home
I think its yard settings after this
by george is leng August 25, 2021
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yard ape

A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.

This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's
"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!

- Sir Boris von Orloff,

Eerie Indiana

from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991
by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 25, 2010
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