To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024
Get the Yanked Itmug. A slang term from philly used by broke mfs mostly in school. It’s just another way to ask for a dollar.
Guy 1: Yo bro let me get a yank real quick
Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?
Guy 2: I don’t even know you boul and ion even got it on me
Guy 1: Damn ight can you piece that cookie tho?
by Sluzzledude August 14, 2021
Get the let me get a yankmug. by Jazzybeany January 19, 2012
Get the Yankmug. A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self
by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022
Get the Suicide Yankmug. noun; A man who knows no bounds in the realms of the possible and will solve any problem that comes before him like the true hippy yank he is. Also a member of the Brotherhood of The Tree, the Gatekeeper of the Light.
Guy: Man, my girl don't like me anymore, what should i do?
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
Agony Yank: Alright, alright first off you gotta show up at her work wearing only moon boots and a space helmet. Then you tell her the Gatekeeper of the Light says if she don't respect you, he'll send the goats-head of Mesopotamia to introduce her to the ways of the Tree. That'll sort you out. If not, you can smack that bitch with my trusty bat butch. It's ok, you have my permission...
by Yankster October 20, 2008
Get the Agony Yankmug. 
by YANKYANK December 13, 2009
Get the YANKmug.