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wobblefruit

(n) UK slang term for the US product "Jello".
Mr. Hollingberrydale: Butter your dish for you, guvna?
Mrs. Featherbottom: No, I'll have my wobblefruit dry today, thank you.
wobblefruit by nogs_42 January 16, 2011

wobble hug 

The act of hugging someone and wobbling back and forth while hugging said person
Hey can I have a wobble hug
wobble hug by Irish potato February 7, 2020

Wobby Gurgle 

An source of magic and truth, defining the futher knowledge for our existance. The substance of something which is beyond imagination. Some say its glowing light blinds them, as it would destroy a humans naked eyes, and delete them of there existance, leaving only the trace of a corpse, with life extinguished from it as it lays flat, motionless on the ground. Wobby Gurlge is a big boy. It's existance has some relation to the japanese moon viewing festival. Occasionally he will be caught being silly and playing with my homemade quiche like jason, he is a brute
My balls are large, like wobby gurgle
A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.

This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.

Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!
That Nico is a right Wobbleton

"Wobbly" verb used for describing a Wobbleton:
Michael seems rather Wobbly this evening

"Wobble" shorter abbreviation of Wobbleton:
Egh, that Jason was a right Wobble last night.
Wobbleton by KanveyNipper August 24, 2021

Doom Wobbles 

A term For skateboarding when you get such a thing called Speed Wobbles.
"Man i was bombing this gnarly hill the other day and i got doom wobbles and ate it so hard"
Doom Wobbles by badunkadaaayum November 9, 2006

Audial Wobble 

A sound, usually vey much like someone laughing caught on the end of a recorded, usually caused by poor acoustics in a recording area.

In Croatia the phenomenon is called Zbucni Zajeb
"I had to re-record that last track, there was a bad case of audial wobble at the end"
Audial Wobble by Ferrety Coffee November 11, 2011