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beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
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Raisin Beard

When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.
Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.

I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.
by Meeswee July 5, 2019
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The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.
The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.
by By and Large March 19, 2015
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Pulling a Beard

The act of taking credit for somebody else's work.
Jason is pulling a beard and stole my idea for the client pitch meeting.
by Leeclowspubes August 21, 2011
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beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
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Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.
Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!
by BernardSaint February 2, 2019
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Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods
Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please
by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009
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