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Honk the Whale

(haunk^tha'Wayle) Latin from the root
honkus le' whalus;
to take a shit that makes you exhale ridiculously hard, kinda sounding like an elephant or whale song...
grandpa usually can honk the whale , for at least an hour...
by dannyz2589 October 16, 2008
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Resident Whale

Extremely obese person that happens to be in a position of slight authority and is generally irritating as shit because they feel the need to constantly remind you of their miniscule amount of power. The Resident Whale usually wears loose, unflattering clothing paired with black Velcro sneakers and has made zero attempt to be stylish in any way. May smell. Always has snacks on hand. Derives pleasure from wasting other people's time.
Bert: Hey what took you so long to get groceries?

Earl: The Resident Whale at the store stopped me as I was leaving. Told me she was "loss prevention". She went down my entire receipt taking out every item I had in my cart to make sure I wasn't stealing anything. That was an hour of my life I'll never get back from that whale.

Bert: What about my oreos?

Earl: She needed a snack while she was fucking me over.

Bert: I'll get the harpoons.
by Tyeet Mcskeet November 27, 2016
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whale jumping

A sport commonly enjoyed at raves in which participants take turns vaulting over the body of a prone, unconcious larger female raver.
-The dirty warehouse floor is way too slippery for whale jumping.
-How did you break your ankle Bill? Whale jumping...
by dj espu November 14, 2007
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rim whale

a turd so large it lay up out of the water in the toilet bowl
" i had to crap so bad, i dumped a rim whale"
by colonel angus May 31, 2014
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Whale Wrangler

A man that likes to date fat woman.
by The one and only King J October 16, 2008
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Moon Whales

pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.
"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"
by Joe Mingus December 3, 2006
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