ski lift

One must find a handicapped person that wants to get up stairs so when they ride the electronic lift, you perform various sexual acts with them including anal and reverse cowgirl. This is the opposite of a tobogan but you stick your dick up their ass and ride them up, not down.

This dirty wheel chair slut made me give her a ski lift while going up to the 18th floor.

by Local Skag finders Union 69 October 13, 2006

ski-doo

The best sled manufacthuered ever. It had dominated in all aspects and all the othoer manufacthuers are playing catchh up with the new Rev Xp and in 03 when they came out with the rev.

I was rideing my ski-doo when i saw a guy sitting on a
F-1000 on the side of the trail thumbing for a tow and I blew past him .

by John Smithhenrey December 14, 2008

Blue Skies

A term used in reference to Percocets or any generic derivative in the same family to ask your dealer inconspicuously whether or not they have any Percs (or other), aka 'blueberries', or if they can get some.

"Do you see blue skies over there?"
"Are the skies blue today?"

YOU: "What color is the sky today?"
DEALER: "Cloud, but with a chance of blue skies in an hour or so."
YOU: "Damn. Alright. Hit me up ASAP!"
DEALER: *click*
YOU: "I hope that fucker remembers to call me."

by TJCE April 20, 2009

ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.

That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.

by eastondle September 23, 2009

Freeball skiing

when people coress there balls while skiing down a slope

man I went freeball skiing today

by Porter8370 May 10, 2014

Bonzai skiing

Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.

Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.

by Frankitou January 10, 2012

Chooch ski

A slang word for a juul or vape

Man 1:" can I hit your Chooch ski?"
Man 2: "sure bud."

by Tweektweak44 October 24, 2019