wannabe Machead

Someone who has a PC and wants to have a Mac, so they try to make their PC more Mac-like by changing the preferences/

April: Mac's are awesome!
Brandon: I want a Mac!
(changes preferences so that his PC has a Dock instead of a task bar)
April: Brandon, you're such a wannabe Machead

by Mac_Luv April 9, 2010

Wannabe Chav

White middle class people usually found in groups smoking weed and wearing supreme snapbacks who look at you menacingly or laugh at you for no reason . Usually actually a decent intelligent person underneath but only care about getting with fellow pseudo chav (fake london accent) girls.

Popular socially and like to talk about how often they get drunk.
Commonly mistaken for hipsters in Britain for no apparent reason , they ruin skateparks with their bmx's and gang attitudes aswell as snearing at anyone outside of their social group.

Wannabe Chav 1 : I got so fucking high last night dude .

Wannabe chav 2 : ahahah (rapper style laugh) well I got with Louise Faggot , she was fucking tight.

Wannabe Chav Girl : aaww I woz so fuckin drunk last night and then me and sarah went on a walk an we were pissed and these nerds (continues loudly for 10 minutes).

What other people think of them.

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Wanna go down to the skate park

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : Nah , those hardcore faggots hang around there thinking they are odd future now .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : Fine wanna go to the gig tonight

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : NO , Bass music is probably the main gathering place for the snapback bros .

Normal ''Hipsterish preppyish'' person : They're just fucking wannabe chavs , worst they can do is call you a virgin and laugh and intimidate you.

Normal ''Hipsterish nerdyish'' person : But i dont wanna go near their sketty female 14 year old blackberry addicted friends

by LivingInBritainIsShit July 28, 2013

oodee-wannabe

n. One who desires to be worthy of being recognized as an associate of the Urban Dictionary.

I am an oodee-wannabe so get your funk 'n wagnels outta my face!

by D'emon March 20, 2003

Wannabe Asian

A person who loves beef fried rice, and talks like a chine often using the phrase hokay so.

I'm a wannabe asian i love beef freid rice.

by TingTong Wong March 24, 2008

wannabe slang

A piece of suburban slang whose originator hopes to have elevated to the status of urban slang.

A: I'm getting a bit sick of the "urban word of the day".
B: Yeah I know, half those words are just wannabe slang.

by exyfeplin January 9, 2008

Wannabe Chav

Someone who walks around in Chav gear like tracksuits/baseball caps etc. trying to look and sound like a chav when in fact they're not: They probably get good grades in school and wouldn't or can't harm a fly. They do it to either get attention (so people will look at them and say things like "he's such a chav!"), to try to be different and stand out, or to stop people from making fun of them or beating them up because they think he's hard.

"Look at him and his burberry cap thinking he's hard as fuck!"
"I know he's such a wannabe chav."

by lolfagfuckface August 25, 2012

Wannabe Nazi

A person that often idolizes Hitler and talks about various acts such as killing jews or other minorities, despite never acting them out and often roleplaying as a Nazi online, using Google Translate for german. They mostly do not know anything about the National Socialist movement, the 3rd Reich or Nazis in general. Neo-Nazis and Wannabe Nazis seem like the same, but the latter is often a shy person in real life which quickly changes online where nobody can punch them in the face.

The difference between a real Nazi and a Wannabe Nazi is the same as the one between a Mall Ninja and a Navy Seal.

Hanna: "Robert always talks about gassing jews but has jewish friends"
Tim: "Yes, he is such a wannabe nazi"

by random case of pineapple pizza June 16, 2018