A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.
Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."
by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"
by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.
by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.
by True Isopod February 1, 2018

When you listen to the VULTURES 1 or VULTURES 2 album and you stroke your "mini yeezy" (if you know what I mean) to the beat of whichever song off the albums
Person 1: "CARNIVAL always gets me hard as hell, genuinely vultured off to that shit last night."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."
Person 2: "Nah, CARNIVAL's overrated. I done vultured off to FIELD TRIP 25 times a day, I don't give a shit about my cock getting infections."
by yeezylover45 November 30, 2024

A person who takes advantage of recently deceased celebrities to gain attention/praise online by submitting fan material (drawings, character customizations in games, low-effort AI art) while not being genuine or longtime fans of any sort; strictly performative grief. Coming across as well-intentioned shields them from criticism of their ulterior motives.
This guy on reddit just farmed 80,000 likes from his Ozzy Osbourne AI-generated eulogy. Just last week he was saying heavy metal is lame. The corpse isn't even cold yet! What a karma vulture.
by MartyAdvance July 24, 2025

facebook vulture
1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.
2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
1. A fun, but sad, condition of someone who waits for people to post topics of interest and then swoops in only to start a topic debate.
2. Someone who has patiently spent the time and effort to bake scrod on facebook.
Cody is such a facebook vulture. Today's prey was the Obama education speech and he swooped and started a long debate.
by GibbyP September 9, 2009
