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England vs America

Her Most Royal Majesty obviously has a low IQ. This is proved by her ridiculous definition.

1) The English language and French language are different. There is no possible way you could compare the two. Our language was great until you Americans butchered it.

2) I'm not really bothered if I get called English or British. Why don't you get over being called "yanks".

3) You don't really have the right to call it anything other than football. We invented it and we play it better. Go play baseball or something.

4) You guys think you're so heroic because you joined in the last year. You guys wouldn't be brave enough to stick up for countries like Poland.

5) What would you rather be doing? Living in a house, watching TV and be playing video games. Or living in a tipi, eating buffalo and watching the fire? That's what you would be doing if we hadn't shown up.

6) What do you care? You're just another typical, unintelligent yank (Oops, sorry. I meant American).

7) Majesty claims "I'm sure they were very happy to see Europeans coming to take their land." Read number 5.

Majesty is a fine example of why we Brits believe the Yanks to be a lower form of life.

Examples of England vs America,

1) Complaining because you know for a fact that if it wasn't for us, there'd be no America.
2) We invented it, shut up. Manchester United and Chelsea could hammer (beat by a large amount) any American "team".
3) Americans not being able to stop bitching about how we lost our colonies (we put up a good fight, lol).
England vs America, who wins? You decide!

(I vote for England)
by Nitrokausion May 8, 2008
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Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)
Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please
by I'm mixed August 2, 2011
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england vs. america

STOP STEALING OUR FUCKING SHOWS. and then saying it's a showtime original series.

seriously. get your own thought process. stop stealing britains.
england vs. america: tv shows america has stolen = shameless, skins, the office, american idol (originally pop idol), x-factor, america's got talent, life on mars, etc.
by nicole wotherland February 23, 2011
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nintendo vs. sega

Guy 1: Nintendo Vs. Sega. Which is best?
Guy 2: Nintendo
Guy 1: No, it's Sega!
Guy 2: It's nintendo!
Guy 1: IT'S SEGA!
Guy 2: NINTENDO!!
Guy 1: SEGA!!!!!!
etc.
by Vaxen August 18, 2014
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England Vs America

First of all kill yourself faggot second of all America is full of fat shits and England is full of posh wankers that all are that much pussies they have started to grow an vagina and by the way both ur football club are shit you tits.
England vs America would be like-England cunt- oh we’re better than america we’re not all fat shits. You’se are all fat shits I have seen you. Typical Americunt- all you people in Britain just live in a castle and drink tea all day now that just sums it up for the Americans
by English are trannys December 14, 2021
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lebron vs jordan

The GOAT himself from Akron Ohio, 10 straight finals runs, on every all time stat list, 4 time nba champion (soon to be 5), still top of the league at 37, it’s lebron james. Then there’s some bald loser who got cut from high school basketball team and soon to be irrelevant after lebron wins another ring, it’s michael “crying” jordan.
You guys are debating lebron vs jordan ?! There’s nothing to debate everyone knows who’s better lebron 😂.
by Hibdhsbbs July 12, 2022
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