vegetarianism 

Is an alternative way of life for dipshits who are to dumb to eat

Mary is a vegatarian. In other words a she suffers from vegetarianism.

vegetarianism by Craig Robertas March 7, 2008

vegetarian 

The person in the village who could not:

1. Hunt

2. Fish

3. Trap

(only allowing them to eat vegatables)

John sucks at hunting so he will probably become a vegetarian.

vegetarian by green4 February 4, 2010

practical vegetarian 

Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.

Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.

PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.

AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?

PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".

AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!

practical vegetarian by Farnesworth Butterbum October 6, 2010

Vegetarian 

missJAY sayss. a vegetarian is someone who is Soft in Life...yet likes to talk shit. wont do ANYTHING about what they seem to have a problem with & the term "vegetarian" is referring to the fact that they act is if they want beef but they really dont want any Beef.

"You soft in life ass bitch. How you vegetarian, and you want beef?"

Vegetarian by misssJAY October 9, 2008

Vegetarian 

Someone who doesn't know how to eat; can't consume food, only the other stuff.

Also someone who supports the cruel and unusual treatment of vegetables, but often won't allow people to give said vegetables better lives through genetic engineering.

You: I've become a vegetarian.

Me: I'm sorry, I'm sure you'll get better soon.

Vegetarian by Torso boy April 22, 2009

Vegetarian 

A vegetarian is a woman who doesn't like sausage, so instead, she jams long, fat fruit and vegetables up her cunt. Nice!

"Oh Im so sick of the men in this city, im going to turn vegetarian and jam some fruit up my cunt. Yay!"

Vegetarian by nucc August 1, 2007

vegetarian 

Village idiot who cannot fish, hunt, or ride.

Meat eater:
Hey! Look! It's the funny looking vegetarian guy who can't hunt! Let's all go make fun of him!

vegetarian by Everlasting First December 15, 2008