Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Turkish Neckerchief

When you drape your dick and balls around your partners neck.

Babe you look cold, how about a Turkish Neckerchief.

by Slimy Pickles December 25, 2022

Turkish mudslide

When someone wipes their ass with their hand and give you a handjob.

Hey baby, could you make burritos for dinner? I’d like a Turkish mudslide tonight.

by Llihmas January 30, 2020

Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.

"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".

by SKL Crew August 17, 2010

Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.

Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"

by blowmaz December 6, 2011

turkish mudslide

When you give someone a swirlie but the toilet is full of diarrhea shit.

I gave qwerty1605 a turkish mudslide swirlie at sgdq

by trevor n things June 14, 2016

turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo

ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)

by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011