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Alise Mills Treatment

A phrase given to refer to a pundit calmly, cooly stating for the record the situation but doing so in a way that is bullet-point, honest, courageous and angry without being hateful. The "Alise Mills Treatment" phrase started when a fan of Alise's heard the great BCLiberal pundit blast David Shreck, a BCNDP pundit, for smearing BC Liberal Premier Christy Clark as relying on cleavage and lacking substance.
Dude, did you see how that guy got the Alise Mills Treatment?

What a mensch that lady was, standing up to that bully by giving the full Alise Mills Treatment to him?

I just sat thru a presentation a lot like a dog and pony show and I felt the CEO was going to turn red because he got the Alise Mills Treatment for not listening to workplace safety issues we've raised the past five months.
by AliseFan October 11, 2011
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Ralphie Treatment

Making somebody incredibly uncomfortable, degrade them, preferably emotionally.

The phrase was derived from an episode of The Sopranos when character Ralph Cifaretto asks Tony Soprano's sister, whom he is dating, Janice, to use an apparatus resembling the male genitalia on him.

The Sports Guy on espn.com's page two, then coined the phrase "The Ralphie Treatment."
"I can't believe he said that. I'd like to give that guy The Ralphie Treatment."
by The Lifter June 16, 2009
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The DMV Treatment

When waiting in line for hours and finally approaching the window but the window either closes or the clerk tells you that somehow "You were on the wrong line" and you are sent to another line only to be sent to another and another in a vicious cycle of wasted time and frustration.

That is the nature of The DMV Treatment.
Person: Ugh finally, thanks for taking three hours of my life.. *walks toward window*..

Clerk: I'm sorry sir this window is closed now, go to the red line.

Person: Dammit. Fine..

*2 hours later*
Person: Geez, finally... *approaches window*

Clerk: I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you'll have to go to the blue line.

Person: Goddammit! No! Open up bitch, don't be giving ME The DMV Treatment!
by KtotheQ June 12, 2010
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PVC Treatment

Something you do to someone who has really wronged you, where one takes a 10 foot long piece of PVC pipe and inserts it up the Mangina of the jerk who hurt them. Sometimes, it is also necessary to put a piece of gasoline-soaked string up the pipe and light it afire.
Lydia: Hey.... Emily, what's wrong? You seem down.
Emily: Oh, it's nothing. Someone just did something to me that is worthy of the PVC treatment......
by whyshoulditellyou????? December 22, 2010
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the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.
by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006
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K Y Treatment

an obscure slang usu. heard in southern New Jersey meaning to verbally tear a person to shreds. K Y treatment can come in several varieties, but classically, the agressor approaches the victim cordially, looms over them to the best of his ability, and proceeds to scream directly in the victim's face, usu. addressing his beef with the victim through a long, violent display in which the agressor makes several references to the victim's dead relatives, failed marriages, miscarriages, negative physical characteristics, or anything else which may reduce his victim to tears and ensure their need for therapy in the future. legend has it that a good K Y is like verbally throwing one's foot into another's ass without lube. Traditionally, when finished, the agressor screams "fuck the K Y!!"
1: ted: "lisa broke up with me to fuck an eskimo"
bob: "that's fucked up. next time I see her, that bitch is getting the K Y treatment!"
by Rogue Thief November 1, 2006
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Full Treatment

A series of sexual endeavors that one might experience at a sexual spa. Traditionally, the full treatment proceeds as follows:

1) The man has vaginal intercourse with the woman
2) The man has anal intercourse with the woman
3) The man pulls out and serves the woman with a full a facial
4) The woman performs fellatio on the man, thereby cleaning him up after the initial portions of the treatment.

This can be repeated as necessary.
Doing only one of four steps is typically referred to as a partial treatment.
Homie 1: Yo, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night.
Homie 2: Hell ya. She was a freak. She let me serve her with multiple full treatments.

Homie 1: Wow. That's tight.
by FullTreatment1 September 3, 2011
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