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Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
mugGet the Soggy Towelmug.

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.
Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel
by Jaggerz February 25, 2017
mugGet the cow towelmug.

Towel Tosser

Noun: This is what you call a baseball player when he can't throw harder than a newborn baby.
Yea, I saw Jared pitch last weekend. That dude is a Towel Tosser.
by Dedwards December 2, 2020
mugGet the Towel Tossermug.

towel face

indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.
I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?
by debradebbiedebs March 13, 2010
mugGet the towel facemug.

towel line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."
by His Steinness January 11, 2009
mugGet the towel linemug.

Weed Towel

A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
Felipe: Yo where is the weed towel. I'm trynna smoke.
by mensismans January 22, 2017
mugGet the Weed Towelmug.

gaping towel

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
mugGet the gaping towelmug.

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